It may not have been their first record, but The Real Thing, released in 1989, is Faith No More's breakthrough album and so happened to be the debut with their new lead vocalist, Mike Patton. With a blending of genres, including funk, metal, rap, and elements of progressive rock, The Real Thing is a groundbreaking release that has become not only a classic of the associated genres but is amongst the very best music released during the era.
While fans of Faith No More’s previous vocalist, Chuck Mosley, may lament the lineup change, it’s fair to say that Patton, much in the same way as Brian Johnson did with AC/DC, took on the role as new lead vocalist and not only paid respect to his predecessor but ensured that his unique styling melded perfectly with the band. Additionally, as solid as their earlier albums We Care A Lot and Introduce Yourself are, both pale in comparison to the higher production values, songwriting, and musical performance featured on The Real Thing; a release that would see Faith No More rise to the top of the charts for the first time in their career.
While the recording and mix of the album are excellent, the mastering of the lossless Apple Music stream is less than ideal. The soundstage is a little too boxed in, meaning that you’ll notice your speakers rather than them disappearing. There’s adequate separation between all elements, and the lead vocal does position itself perfectly atop and slightly in front of the musical bed. It just isn’t as immersive an experience as one would ideally like. If you have a manually adjustable equaliser, attached to your stereo, you’ll likely find it useful in extracting a sonic presentation that best suits your subjective tastes.
From Out Of Nowhere was the first single released from The Real Thing but it failed to set the charts on fire. It’s a great tune, and an incredible album opener, but it just doesn’t have the hook that Epic does. Nevertheless, its energetic driving rhythm makes it an ideal album opener.
Epic is funk metal gold. It is also one of Faith No More's most popular songs. Featuring a mix of rap verses, killer guitar riffs, and a memorable piano outro, along with Patton’s charismatic vocal, Epic is, for lack of a better term, EPIC!
Falling To Pieces is a bass guitarist's dream come true. That groove-filled introduction is exceptional and doesn’t stop there for the catchy hooks, playful vocal delivery, and overall tight performance ensure Falling To Pieces is another standout.
Surprise! You're Dead! limits the funk and is straight-up thrash metal. It’s raw and relentless with an aggressive vocal and rapid-fire guitar riff that is worthy of comparison with any other thrash metal release of the era. While it’s a great little tune, and showcases Faith No More’s diversity, I must admit that I prefer their funkier and more easily accessible tunes.
Zombie Eaters opens with a gentle acoustic guitar and soft vocal approach before quickly evolving into a powerful and dynamic track. The alternating between mellow verses and explosive choruses is intriguing for it shouldn’t work. Yet, the band had the talent to not only pull it off but to blend the contrasting elements perfectly. While it isn’t one of their most well-known songs, Zombie Eaters is a hidden gem.
The Real Thing has a sprawling expansive structure with an epic eight-minute runtime. In classic Faith No More style, The Real Thing is so carefully crafted that you’ll be captivated from the very first note to the last, even if the outro is unnecessary.
Underwater Love returns the album to its funkier vibe with a laid-back groove, killer bass track, and smooth vocal presentation. While Underwater Love was never destined for anything greater than being an album-only tune, it’s songs such as this that make The Real Thing one of the best albums released in 1989.
The Morning After is another tune that shows off Bill Gould’s incredible skill on the bass. In many respects, his bass tracking is the backbone for the entire song and makes for a memorable hook and the skeleton on which the song's dynamic arrangement rests.
Woodpecker From Mars truly showcases the band’s musical prowess for the intricate guitar riffs, dynamic drumming, and atmospheric keyboards come alive sans a lyrical component. It’s fair to suggest that vocals can, at times, overshadow the musical genius of the band, but Faith No More has proven that in the absence of vocals, a different kind of intensity is possible; one that tells a story of the Woodpecker From Mars through our emotional response to the music.
War Pigs is a Black Sabbath cover and stays true to the original whilst simultaneously adding their own unique touch to this classic tune.
Edge Of The World closes the album with a jazzy, lounge-inspired track, that further showcases Patton’s vocal versatility as well as the band’s talent and ability to not limit themselves to specific styles and genres. Yes, the song's smooth piano, laid-back rhythm, and crooning vocals provide a surprising conclusion to the album, but it’s delightful and is most certainly in the key of Faith No More.
No matter which way you look at it, The Real Thing was a groundbreaking album that solidified Faith No More's place in the alternative, rap, and funk metal scenes. Its seamless fusion of genres, innovative songwriting, and charismatic performances make it a timeless classic. Mike Patton's debut as the lead vocalist brought a new dynamic to the band's sound, and the album's diverse range of tracks ensures there's something for everyone. Whether you're a fan of metal, funk, rap, or hard rock in general, The Real Thing has it all, making it an essential listen for any music enthusiast.