Released in 1986, Constrictor was Alice Cooper’s first album in three years since the release of the masterpiece that is DaDa. Although, Cooper would likely contest that declaration as part of the reason for the break between album cycles was to deal with his addictions; some of which nearly consumed the shock rocker and influenced his prior releases. Subsequently, Constrictor is a very different album to Cooper’s “blackout” releases (Special Forces [1981], Zipper Catches Skin [1982], and Dada [1983]) as it’s less artsy, thereby returning Cooper’s style to a more traditional hard-hitting rock album with radio-friendly tunes. That aspect alone shouldn’t deter fans, or newcomers, for his artistry has always been diverse, but Constrictor can be seen as a significant turning point in his career; a shift that would ultimately send him back to the top of the charts a few years later with Trash.

Visually, it’s one of Cooper’s more comical album covers and the snake still looks fake. That’s a good thing for it’s not only indicative of the era but also showcases Cooper’s more light-hearted persona. While I’ve yet to own a copy on vinyl, Constrictor is one album that needs a reissue on the format as the larger album artwork would look incredible amongst his other albums. 

On the topic of sonic quality, however, Constrictor is in desperate need of a remaster. It’s 80s rock, raw ,and hollow sounding, resulting in a little too much treble and not enough mid to low-end oomph. Some may suggest that it is perfect the way it is as many classic 80s rock albums have a thinner sound, but I find that I have to apply some EQ to get Constrictor to sound half decent. Granted, it’s not the end of the world, but it would be nice to hear what the master recording sounds like for the CD quality stream is merely adequate. 

Teenage Frankenstein kicks things off with a thunderous roar. Cooper’s distinctive snarl combined with the gritty guitar riffs and a rock-solid rhythm perfectly captures the spirit of the album. 

Give It Up has an infectious chorus and catchy hooks, but it’s the memorable pop-rock styling that is most notable. 

Thrill My Gorilla is an incredible tune. The soaring guitars with a playful tongue-in-cheek lyrical perspective ensure that Cooper’s combination of humour and shock rock remains at the forefront of the music.

Life And Death Of The Party slows the tempo, but it’s one of the greatest songs on the album and is a hidden gem in Cooper’s back catalogue. Additionally, that solo is what air guitar dreams are made of. Brilliant!

Simple Disobedience with its infectious hooks and drilling rhythm injects a dose of energy into the record. It’s one of those songs that has rarely been heard outside of the album and it’s a shame for Simple Disobedience is a stadium-filling tune. 

The World Needs Guts has a driving rhythm, anthemic chorus, and powerful guitar solos that create an empowering atmosphere that encourages listeners to face life's challenges head-on. I love it!

Trick Bag may channel the spirit of classic rock 'n' roll with a bluesy undertone and groovy rhythm, but it isn’t the strongest song on the album. While the musicality is solid, there’s too much vocal processing that makes Cooper sound as if he’s singing in a silo. 

Crawlin’ is a dark and brooding track with haunting guitars and eerie synths. Cooper's vocal delivery adds a touch of menace but it’s the song's heaviness that ultimately makes it a standout tune on Constrictor.

The Great American Success Story has a catchy melody and is a solid tune, but it’s too campy in the chorus to be notable.

He's Back (The Man Behind the Mask) embodies the essence of '80s glam metal with its driving guitars, synthetic elements, and anthemic chorus. As it was recorded for the Motion Picture, Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives, it perfectly captures the dark and mysterious allure of the film. Yet, it also provides listeners with a perfect album closer; one that allows for reflection as well as encouragement to spin the album again. 

Overall, Constrictor showcases Cooper's ability to adapt to a changing musical landscape while maintaining his signature style. The album strikes a balance between catchy radio-friendly tunes and darker introspective moments. While it may not be considered one of his greatest releases, Constrictor is severely underrated and is a thoroughly enjoyable album that captures a pivotal moment in Cooper’s career.